Giraffes Gravity T-Shirt

Giraffes don’t believe in gravity and honestly, who are we to argue? This shirt combines science denial with absurd elegance and maximum neck.
Great for conspiracy lovers, animal pun fans, or chaotic neutral zookeepers.

Soft. Comfy. Ridiculously wearable.

🔥Unisex fit designed to suit your torso and your mood—whether you're thriving, surviving, or somewhere in between.

🔥Ring-spun cotton for that lived-in feel from day one

🔥Fabric content varies by color: 100% cotton or a magical cotton-poly blend that’s just as soft and durable

🔥Tear-away tags = no scratchy nonsense

🔥Perfect for everyday wear, emotional support, or spontaneous existential crises

• Free shipping on all orders over $75!

• No-hassle returns — if you don't like it, or if it doesn't fit, let us know and we'll make it right!

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Because you deserve clothing that feels as good as your best inside joke.

At The Quirkery, we make ridiculously wearable apparel designed to match your weird, wonderful energy.

Soft, comfy, and built to last through laundry days and existential crises.

No mass-produced snoozefests here — just small-batch chaos, fueled by creativity, caffeine, and questionable life choices.

Wear your quirks proudly. We’ll handle the stitching.