
For when you’re outta here—both literally and mentally. This shirt captures that perfect farewell energy: a sarcastic smile, a vintage-style farewell, and a wagon full of pettiness.
✌ Why You Need It:
✔ Sends the message without actually having to say it.
✔ A must-have for introverts, ex-employees, and hometown escapees.
✔ Pairs well with road trips, resignation letters, and fresh starts.
🚀 Life’s a highway—just don’t forget to honk on the way out.
For when you’re outta here—both literally and mentally. This shirt captures that perfect farewell energy: a sarcastic smile, a vintage-style farewell, and a wagon full of pettiness.
✌ Why You Need It:
✔ Sends the message without actually having to say it.
✔ A must-have for introverts, ex-employees, and hometown escapees.
✔ Pairs well with road trips, resignation letters, and fresh starts.
🚀 Life’s a highway—just don’t forget to honk on the way out.

✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.

✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀

1. Is this shirt rude?
Only if you don’t have a sense of humor. But yes. Yes, it is.
2. Who is this for?
People who’ve worked retail, survived family reunions, or just want to make an exit statement without saying a word.
3. Can I wear this to work?
Depends on how much you like your job.
4. Will this print fade?
Nope! High-quality digital printing ensures the message stays as bold as your attitude.
1. Is this shirt rude?
Only if you don’t have a sense of humor. But yes. Yes, it is.
2. Who is this for?
People who’ve worked retail, survived family reunions, or just want to make an exit statement without saying a word.
3. Can I wear this to work?
Depends on how much you like your job.
4. Will this print fade?
Nope! High-quality digital printing ensures the message stays as bold as your attitude.

✔ Perfect for passive-aggressive goodbyes – No more awkward small talk. Just point to the shirt and walk away.
✔ Premium cotton-polyester blend – Soft, breathable, and built for maximum comfort while rolling your eyes at people.
✔ Unique design – Because not all heroes wear capes. Some just wear this.
✔ Exclusive to The Quirkery – You won’t find this on some basic store shelf.
✔ Perfect for passive-aggressive goodbyes – No more awkward small talk. Just point to the shirt and walk away.
✔ Premium cotton-polyester blend – Soft, breathable, and built for maximum comfort while rolling your eyes at people.
✔ Unique design – Because not all heroes wear capes. Some just wear this.
✔ Exclusive to The Quirkery – You won’t find this on some basic store shelf.

🚗 The phrase "hit the road, Jack" originates from a song by Ray Charles, but it’s also something every Uber driver has wanted to say at least once.
🚗 The phrase "hit the road, Jack" originates from a song by Ray Charles, but it’s also something every Uber driver has wanted to say at least once.
Satirical Statements™ - "Have a Nice Life, Dickheads!" Tee
Satirical Statements™ - "Have a Nice Life, Dickheads!" Tee
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