Ever feel like you're surrounded? This tee is for the socially exhausted, the chronically unimpressed, and the ones who’ve seen some things. Featuring a retro book-cover aesthetic with a little too much accuracy, it’s your new uniform for navigating society.
😑 Why You Need It:
✔ Perfect for introverts, over-thinkers, and those with zero patience left.
✔ Ultra-comfy fabric for enduring yet another ridiculous conversation.
✔ A great way to say “I’m judging you” without actually saying it.
🔭 Warning: May cause people to prove your point in real-time.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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