Because Pouring is Overrated
Ever feel like traditional wine glasses just slow you down? Meet The Bottle Baller™, the ultimate spout attachment that lets you drink straight from the bottle—but make it classy. Designed to screw into any standard wine bottle, this genius contraption transforms your entire bottle into a “glass”, so you can skip the refills and go straight to living your best life.
Perfect for wine nights, party flexing, and giving off that “I’m sophisticated but also completely unhinged” energy.
How to Flaunt The Bottle Baller™:
🍾 Wine Night, Upgraded – No more awkward refills, just pure sipping freedom.
🎉 Party Conversation Starter – Because everyone’s going to ask where you got it.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Wine Lovers – For that friend who “only has one glass” of wine—but it’s the whole bottle.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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