Some say giraffes don’t believe in gravity… and honestly, who’s gonna argue with a 20ft-tall sky noodle? This tee features a clean, minimal text hit on the front and an absolutely unhinged graphic on the back—a giraffe in freefall from a skyscraper, defying physics in the most dramatic way possible.
Perfect for streetwear lovers, science skeptics, and anyone who enjoys a little chaos.
👕 Features:
✅ 100% cotton (with blended options in heather shades)
✅ Structured, boxy fit for that clean streetwear look
✅ Large back print because subtlety is overrated
✅ Taped seams & double stitching—built to last, just like gravity (or is it?)
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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