"JOE" – The Official 2 Inch Club Tee
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the merch store…
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee is designed for those who want to make a bold statement… or just confuse strangers. Structured, stylish, and way better than wearing no shirt at all, it sits nicely on your body—kind of like existential dread, but comfier.
✔ 100% Cotton (Because you deserve nice things—sometimes.)
✔ Double-stitched hems (For maximum durability when running from sharks or commitment.)
✔ Extra trendy (Like Joe, but with more fabric and fewer questionable life choices.)
Fun Fact: This shirt is made just for you when you order it. Why? Because mass production is for cowards, and we like to keep things exclusive—like The 2 Inch Club itself.
Join the Club. Lower the Expectations.
This keeps Joe’s absurd humor intact while making it fun and engaging for the buyer. Let me know if you want any tweaks!
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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