My Red Flag is Beige T-Shirt

You're not toxic, you're just emotionally...beige. The beige flag has spoken: this shirt is for those whose warning signs are subtle, dry, and vaguely unsettling.
Perfect for soft-launching dysfunction or winning awkward first dates. Minimal design, maximum “huh?”

Soft. Comfy. Ridiculously wearable.

🔥Unisex fit designed to suit your torso and your mood—whether you're thriving, surviving, or somewhere in between.

🔥Ring-spun cotton for that lived-in feel from day one

🔥Fabric content varies by color: 100% cotton or a magical cotton-poly blend that’s just as soft and durable

🔥Tear-away tags = no scratchy nonsense

🔥Perfect for everyday wear, emotional support, or spontaneous existential crises

• Free shipping on all orders over $75!

• No-hassle returns — if you don't like it, or if it doesn't fit, let us know and we'll make it right!

• Questions, concerns, emotional support? Hit us up at support@thequirkery.com

Because you deserve clothing that feels as good as your best inside joke.

At The Quirkery, we make ridiculously wearable apparel designed to match your weird, wonderful energy.

Soft, comfy, and built to last through laundry days and existential crises.

No mass-produced snoozefests here — just small-batch chaos, fueled by creativity, caffeine, and questionable life choices.

Wear your quirks proudly. We’ll handle the stitching.