Rolling should be effortless, not a whole ordeal where you end up spilling half your stash and cursing under your breath like your grandpa when the Habs lose. That’s where the Pocket Rocket comes in. Grinds, stores, and packs cones all in one smooth motion. I tell ya, this thing is smoother than my buddy Dave when he’s trying to dodge paying for gas. Just toss your herb in, drop in a cone, press down, and BOOM—perfectly packed every time.
Now, if you’re feeling fancy, I also got one of those higher-end gadgets that plugs into your cigarette lighter. You still got one of those in your car? If not, don’t worry—I’ll hook ya up with an adapter. Might have to steal the Mrs.' charger cord to make it happen, but hey, a deal’s a deal.
⚡ Turbo Toker – The Electric Grinder That Means Business
Why are we still twisting grinders like it’s 2007? Turbo Toker takes all the work out of it. Push a button and BOOM—ground to fluffy perfection. Fast, rechargeable, and built tough. The motor on this thing is so strong it could probably boost your buddy’s old Ranger that never starts. Or is it a Chev? Whichever one we’re supposed to make fun of.
And let me tell ya, this thing is a lifesaver on those cold Winnipeg winter nights. You can’t hold onto a grinder to save your life, and forget about rolling. My hands were number than that time I gummed that powder from a Timmies lemon-filled donut… then found out it wasn’t for the donuts.
And listen, grab one of these, a GrindTime™ watch, and a Cloud 9 Tee, and I’ll see what I can do about throwing in a pack of papers, maybe even a lighter. Hell, I’ll probably just knock shipping down to $4.20, ‘cause I like you.
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✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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