Ever wanted to combine vintage charm with slightly concerning humor? This tee does just that. Featuring a classic children’s book illustration with a delightfully misleading title, this shirt is perfect for those who love dark humor with a retro twist.
💀 Why You Need It:
✔ Unsettling yet hilarious—just like your personality.
✔ Comfy, breathable fabric for all your questionable activities.
✔ Sure to spark conversation (and maybe mild concern).
🚨 Wear with caution—your grandma might not get the joke.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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