You ever look at a bike and think, “This would be better with pizza wheels”? No? Well, congratulations on being a rational human being. Unfortunately, we’re not, and that’s how we ended up with the Bicycle Pizza Tee—a glorious tribute to two of the greatest inventions in human history: bicycles and pizza.
With its buttery-soft cotton feel and a design that screams “I’m both aerodynamic and delicious,” this tee is perfect for anyone who thinks a pizza delivery guy should be considered an elite athlete.
How to Rock This Tee:
🍕 Cycling Club Approved – Ride into town like you’re delivering fresh pies straight from Italy (even if it’s just to the gas station for snacks).
🎉 Party-Ready – A must-have for pizza parties, game nights, or that one friend’s wedding where the dress code is "casual but absurd."
🛋 Lazy Sunday Perfection – Ideal for sinking into the couch with a slice in one hand and a remote in the other.
🚲 Date Night Statement Piece – Nothing says "I'm a catch" like a shirt featuring a mode of transportation and a full meal in one.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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