No Clue What It Charges, But It’s Fast as Hell ⚡💨
Look, bud. You can’t use this thing on your iPhone, Samsung, or Google Pixel. Why? No clue. Maybe it’s built for a rotary phone. You remember those? You’d get halfway through dialing your Gran’s number, forget the area code, and boom—back to square one. Good times. Real character-building stuff.
But hey, if you’ve got a device that DOES work with this thing? Buddy, it’s gonna charge faster than you trying to remember your buddy’s WiFi password at a party.
⚡ What We Do Know About This Charger:
🔌 USB A to Type-C (If you have something that actually works with this, congrats, bud.)
⚡ 6A Fast Charging (For maximum juice. Like, turbo speed. Full send.)
🛠 Liquid Silicone Cable (Soft, durable, and tangle-proof—unlike your life choices.)
📦 Retail Packaging Included (So you can at least PRETEND it’s legit.)
💀 Not Compatible With: iPhone 15, 16, Google Pixel, Samsung (Don’t ask me why. It just isn’t, bud.)
Why You Need This:
- Because your current charger has been chewed on by a dog, a cat, or a questionable roommate.
- Because the last time you borrowed your buddy’s charger, he made you sign a contract to return it.
- Because it’s Minion yellow, and you can’t tell me that’s not funny.
🔥 Look, I don’t know what this thing charges, but it’s definitely something. And if you buy it right now, I’ll pretend I didn’t steal it from my kid’s tablet. Add to cart before she finds out! 🔥
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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