
Alright, bud. You ever walk into a gas station and think, “Man, if I really needed to, I could get everything I need in here”? Well, that’s the Janice Special.
This bundle is for the real ones—the late-night snack run warriors, the car dashboard survivalists, the people who know Janice at the counter by name because she’s seen you buy rolling papers at least 300 times.
And because I respect you, I knocked a fiver (or close to it) off the total.
🔥 What’s in The Janice Special?
🛖 Rolling Tray (Various Designs) – Because rolling on your lap is a rookie move. One of them is literally GameBoy Yellow, and if that doesn’t stir up some childhood memories, I don’t know what will.
🔌 100W 6-Port Car Charger – The ultimate road trip MVP. Charges your phone, your buddy’s vape, your other buddy’s speaker, and probably still has a port left over for whatever sketchy device your uncle is still rocking.
⚡ Minion-Lookin’ Charging Cable – This thing is fast, it’s blue and yellow, and it refuses to charge iPhones. I don’t know why, but I like the attitude.
💰 The Deal – Gas Station Prices, But Better
- Knocked $5-ish Off (because we’re all just doing our best out here)
- FREE Shipping Over $75 (so grab something else and you’re golden)
- Secret Discount? Try code JANICE at checkout. Maybe it does something, maybe it doesn’t. But Janice respects a gambler.
Why You Need This:
- Because you’ve lost enough chargers in gas station parking lots.
- Because rolling trays belong in cars, coffee tables, and glove compartments.
- Because Janice probably won’t give you a deal, but I just did.
🔥 The Janice Special: Because Sometimes, the Gas Station Isn’t Open.
💨 Add to cart before she finds out I undercut her prices.
Alright, bud. You ever walk into a gas station and think, “Man, if I really needed to, I could get everything I need in here”? Well, that’s the Janice Special.
This bundle is for the real ones—the late-night snack run warriors, the car dashboard survivalists, the people who know Janice at the counter by name because she’s seen you buy rolling papers at least 300 times.
And because I respect you, I knocked a fiver (or close to it) off the total.
🔥 What’s in The Janice Special?
🛖 Rolling Tray (Various Designs) – Because rolling on your lap is a rookie move. One of them is literally GameBoy Yellow, and if that doesn’t stir up some childhood memories, I don’t know what will.
🔌 100W 6-Port Car Charger – The ultimate road trip MVP. Charges your phone, your buddy’s vape, your other buddy’s speaker, and probably still has a port left over for whatever sketchy device your uncle is still rocking.
⚡ Minion-Lookin’ Charging Cable – This thing is fast, it’s blue and yellow, and it refuses to charge iPhones. I don’t know why, but I like the attitude.
💰 The Deal – Gas Station Prices, But Better
- Knocked $5-ish Off (because we’re all just doing our best out here)
- FREE Shipping Over $75 (so grab something else and you’re golden)
- Secret Discount? Try code JANICE at checkout. Maybe it does something, maybe it doesn’t. But Janice respects a gambler.
Why You Need This:
- Because you’ve lost enough chargers in gas station parking lots.
- Because rolling trays belong in cars, coffee tables, and glove compartments.
- Because Janice probably won’t give you a deal, but I just did.
🔥 The Janice Special: Because Sometimes, the Gas Station Isn’t Open.
💨 Add to cart before she finds out I undercut her prices.

✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.

✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀

Q: What’s in The Janice Special?
A: You get a rolling tray, a fast charger, and a Minion-looking USB cable. Basically, all the essentials you’d find at a gas station that lets people loiter.
Q: Why is it called The Janice Special?
A: Because every small town has a Janice. And if you don’t think yours does, you just haven’t been around enough.
Q: Can I buy just the rolling tray?
A: Yeah, but then you’d miss out on the full “bought this while grabbing smokes and a Gatorade” experience.
Q: Does Janice actually work at a gas station?
A: Look, we don’t know where she works now, but we guarantee she did at some point.
Q: What’s in The Janice Special?
A: You get a rolling tray, a fast charger, and a Minion-looking USB cable. Basically, all the essentials you’d find at a gas station that lets people loiter.
Q: Why is it called The Janice Special?
A: Because every small town has a Janice. And if you don’t think yours does, you just haven’t been around enough.
Q: Can I buy just the rolling tray?
A: Yeah, but then you’d miss out on the full “bought this while grabbing smokes and a Gatorade” experience.
Q: Does Janice actually work at a gas station?
A: Look, we don’t know where she works now, but we guarantee she did at some point.

The Gas Station Classic: If you’ve ever picked up a 2-for-1 pepperoni stick and a scratch ticket on payday, this bundle’s for you.
A Steal of a Deal: Knocked a fiver off just for the vibes. We’re practically giving it away—don’t make us regret it.
The Full Convenience Store Experience: You got the rolling tray, a questionable charger, and a Minion-lookin’ cable. If this ain't peak “found it by the cash register” energy, we don’t know what is.
Locally Approved by Janice: She didn’t say *no*, so that’s a yes in our books.
Couldn’t Legally Include Papers or a Lighter: But if you tell Janice at the station that “Matty sent yah,” who knows what might happen.
The Gas Station Classic: If you’ve ever picked up a 2-for-1 pepperoni stick and a scratch ticket on payday, this bundle’s for you.
A Steal of a Deal: Knocked a fiver off just for the vibes. We’re practically giving it away—don’t make us regret it.
The Full Convenience Store Experience: You got the rolling tray, a questionable charger, and a Minion-lookin’ cable. If this ain't peak “found it by the cash register” energy, we don’t know what is.
Locally Approved by Janice: She didn’t say *no*, so that’s a yes in our books.
Couldn’t Legally Include Papers or a Lighter: But if you tell Janice at the station that “Matty sent yah,” who knows what might happen.

Every small-town gas station has two things: an employee who’s been there way too long, and a guy who just hangs out there like it’s a social club. If you don’t know who that guy is, buddy, it’s probably you.
Every small-town gas station has two things: an employee who’s been there way too long, and a guy who just hangs out there like it’s a social club. If you don’t know who that guy is, buddy, it’s probably you.
The Janice Special – The “Probably Could Find These at the Gas Station” Pack
The Janice Special – The “Probably Could Find These at the Gas Station” Pack
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