When You Need a Roll, Let a Legend Hold It!
Ever felt like your bathroom needed a little more… history? Meet The Moai Master™, the Easter Island-inspired toilet paper holder that turns every bathroom break into a legendary experience.
This wall-mounted stone-faced guardian is here to cradle your toilet paper like a sacred artifact, adding quirk, style, and just the right amount of ridiculousness to your restroom. Whether you’re looking to impress guests, upgrade your home decor, or simply enjoy the absurdity of having an ancient monolith distribute your TP, this durable, waterproof resin Moai is up for the job.
Because true legends don’t just hold history—they hold toilet paper, too.
How to Rock The Moai Master™:
🛁 Bathroom Upgrade? Done. – Adds a touch of mystery and humor to any restroom.
🎭 Conversation Starter? Absolutely. – "Why is there a Moai holding your toilet paper?" Exactly.
🎁 The Ultimate Quirky Gift – Perfect for housewarmings, birthdays, or that one friend who loves weird-yet-functional decor.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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