A Loyal Companion for Your Favorite Bottle
If your love for wine and dogs runs deep, then it’s time to bring home The Weiner Whiner™—the adorably functional dachshund-shaped wine holder that cradles your bottle like a well-trained pup.
Designed to hold 375ml & 500ml bottles, this quirky yet elegant piece instantly elevates your bar, countertop, or dining table with a touch of charm, humor, and wine-loving sophistication. Whether it’s a housewarming gift, a centerpiece for wine night, or a personal treat for yourself, The Weiner Whiner™ is always ready to hold your bottle and look ridiculously cute doing it.
How to Rock The Weiner Whiner™:
🍷 Class Up Your Home Bar – Because a regular wine rack is just boring.
🎁 Gift That’ll Get a Laugh (and a Pour) – Perfect for dog lovers, wine enthusiasts, and anyone with a good sense of humor.
🐾 Instant Conversation Starter – Guests will either ask where you got it or beg for one of their own.
✔ Processing typically takes 1-3 business days before shipping.
✔ You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is on the move.
✔ Shipping times vary based on your location, but most orders arrive within 7-14 business days.
✔ If there are any unexpected delays, we’ll keep you in the loop—because nobody likes to be left in the dark (unless it's for dramatic effect).
Still have questions? Reach out to us! We’re happy to help.
✔ 30-Day Return Window – You’ve got a full 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
✔ Keep It in Good Shape – We can’t take back items that have been heavily worn, tampered with, or used for questionable activities (we don’t need details, just… don’t).
✔ Original Condition, Please – Tags intact, unwashed, and free of any mysterious stains or odors.
✔ Customer Covers Return Shipping – Unless we made a mistake, in which case, we’ll make it right.
Need to start a return? Reach out to us, and we’ll guide you through the process. No hoops to jump through—just a straightforward return policy that makes sense. 🚀
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